2008 DNC Convention

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For those who read this who aren't on the Blogging Tories list, I've reposted this satirical schedule for the 2008 Democratic Presidential Nomination Convention, written by "The Strong Conservative".

Enjoy!

2008 Democratic National Convention Schedule

7:00 p.m. Opening Flag Burning.

7:15 p.m. Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations.

7:30 p.m. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

7:30 - 8 p.m. Nonreligious prayer and worship: \Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton

8:00 p.m. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:05 p.m. Ceremonial Tree Hugging.

8:15-8:30 p.m. Gay Wedding Barney Frank, officiating

8:30 p.m. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:00 p.m. Keynote Speech: "The Proper Etiquette for Surrender", French President Jacques Chirac.

9:20 p.m. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden Kidney Transplant Fund.

9:30 p.m. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo, Sean Penn

9:40 p.m. Why I hate the Military A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton.

9:45 p.m. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:50 p.m. Dan Rather receives "Truth in Broadcasting" award presented by Michael Moore.

9:55 p.m. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

10:20 p.m. nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton for President by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

11:00 p.m. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

11:05 p.m. Al Gore reinvents the Internet.

11:15 p.m. "Our Troops are War Criminals" presented by John Kerry and Jack Murtha.

11:30 p.m. Coronation of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton.

12:00 a.m. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

12:05 a.m. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home.